Santa ko puri raat Macharo ne bahut preshan kiya…
Santa ne Zehar Piya or Bola.
“Ab kaato Saalo Sab k sab Mar jaao ge”
Munna Bhai : Mamu, tU kitna padha hai?
Mamu : B.A.
Munna Bhai : Sala, two Twords padha aur who bhi ulta?
Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night !
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok….
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match
Raj:I am not rich like Rohit.I don’t even have a big car like Rohit.But I really love you.
Girl:I love you too,but tell me more abt Rohit.


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