(4 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...Wife : Aji, Apko Mujme Sabse zyada kya Acha Lagta he, Meri Beauty ya Akalmandi?
Pati : Muje to ye teri Mazak karne ki Adat Sabse achi lagti
(12 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala geya.
saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi
(8 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai …
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai…
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai…
Isliye apko Kutta katega
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai
Apki ’smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki ’smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.
Wife: Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbar tumhare hathon me rehti.
Husband: Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se, issi bahane har din nayi nayi toh milti
Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
kyunki tum khate bahut ho…!!
Mudhkar na dekh mujhe,
yun haste haste,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
keh denge BHAHBI NAMASTE
Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak
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Fair & Lovely sasti hai
(5 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Meine kaha k bin teray kaise katay gi zindagi
Jaltay huye chiraag ko us ne bujha diya k yun
