Fake Friends: Never Ask For Food
Real Friends: Are The Reason You Have No Food

Fake Friends: Never Seen You Cry
Real Friends: Cry With You

Fake Friends: Borrow Your Stuff For A Few Days And Then Give It Back
Real Friends: Keep Your Shirt So Long They Forget Its Yours

Fake Friends: Know A Few Things About You.
Real Friends: Could Write A Book About You With Direct Quotes From You.

Fake Friends: Will Leave You Behind If That Is What The Crowd Is Doing.
Real Friends: Will Kick The Whole Crowd That Left You.

Fake Friends: Will Knock On Your Front Door
Real Friends: Walk Right In And Say “I’m Home”