Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?

A: What Men Know About Women.

Q: How do you save a man from drowning?

A: Take yer foot of his head.

Q:What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love?

A: Honey, I’m home!

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

A: Magnets have a positive side!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q: Why were males created before females?

A: Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.