Home-work excuses:
1) My sister ate it… (I don’t really recommend you to use it.)
2) I got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework in it. (It actually works!)
3) I Forgot to take my dog for a walk and he just [Pissed] on my Homework.
4) My Snake Died and I just wasn’t in the mood for thinking.
5) My baby brother threw up on my home work.
My Grandma wrote this excuse for my uncle when he was a sophomore in High School: Please excuse Ricky from school yesterday. He had spilled gasoline on his stomach and was afraid he would explode.
I am a principal and received this excuse about a student who was 2 hours late for school. Please excuse Henry for being late for school. He was stuck in the bathroom without any toilet paper.
I was late for class because the bell rang before I got here!!

