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Spilled Gasoline!

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My Grandma wrote this excuse for my uncle when he was a sophomore in High School: Please excuse Ricky from school yesterday. He had spilled gasoline on his stomach and was afraid he would explode.

Submitted by Aamir in Excuse Msg

Toilet Paper!

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I am a principal and received this excuse about a student who was 2 hours late for school. Please excuse Henry for being late for school. He was stuck in the bathroom without any toilet paper.

Submitted by Aamir in Excuse Msg

The Bell Rang!

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I was late for class because the bell rang before I got here!!

Submitted by Aamir in Excuse Msg

Take Your Daughter!

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Please excuse Casey from school. It was Take Your Daughter to work day. I don’t have a job, so I made her stay home and do housework.

Submitted by Aamir in Excuse Msg

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