Pathan goes to see Jurassic Park
A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata
Girl to Mom: “Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P—S?”
Mom: “Yes”
Girl: “Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth”