Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Q. How many blonde’s does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Who knows it has never been done.

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It’s cloged up with paper plates.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?

A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One – the rest are all true.

Q. Why did the blonde bury her walkman?

A. Because the batteries were dead.

Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the banana plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?

A: The green WELCOME mat is ripped to shreds.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You don’t have to. They’re born that way.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘hi.’

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?

A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: How do blonde braincells die?

A: Alone.